Yuck.
Tried to go to bed but a spider decided to land near my eye. Must have JUST closed my eyes. I am so grossed out! I flipped and flung him off somewhere but now I can't find him.
I don't care how they kill mosquitoes (it's winter anyway) or perform all these fabulous acts of kindness to the world....they are gross, they have too many legs, and I really hate the see-through ones....and the ones with the "thick legs". I hate them all actually but some are easier to squish.
Ew, ew, ew.
I am going to watch some "Wife Swap" reruns and hope he shows up so I can smash his disgusting body to bits.
Spider, that's what ya get for landing on me.
(soooooo grossed out!!!)
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1 comments:
Your posting reminded me of nursery rhyme:
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her
And frightened Miss Muffet away.
But you're nothing like poor Miss Muffet, and so I updated the rhyme:
Ms. Vanessa Sue,
Strong and beautiful too,
Was sleeping the night away.
Along came a spider
And sat down beside her.
She pulled out a gun
And blew that sad sucker away.
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